Top 10 Things To Do Because You Won’t Be Going to a Vol Bowl Game
By Sam Scott
10.) Pretend it’s already next year, everyone is healthy (including Justin Hunter), the new recruits are on campus, all the starters are back, and the SEC East is ripe for the taking. (As a Chicago Cubs fan, this “next year” ideology comes naturally to me.)
9.) Make a time capsule, fill it with things from 2011 (newspaper clippings, things of the time, etc.) bury it in your yard, and then dig it up the next time Kentucky beats Tennessee.
8.) Follow Tennessee recruiting on Scout.com as they currently have the 14th best class in the country.
7.) Pick a hockey team and follow them.
6.) Buy a Tennessee Forever Lazy.
5.) Watch YouTube clips from the glory days of Tennessee football. And Sigh.
4.) Pester Lane Kiffin on Twitter (@Lane_Kiffin)
3.) Literally go Bowling.
2.) Put on your Peyton Manning jersey and sigh. (Colts or Volunteers)
1.) Watch Alabama lose in the Championship Game.