Top Ten Ways You Know You Miss Football Season
By Sam Scott
So you’re starting to miss football season. Maybe you do and you just don’t know it. Well I’m here to help. Here’s your top ten ways you KNOW you miss football season.
10.) You see two kids throwing ball in the park, you then step in front of the pass and sprint down the field chanting “Pick Six! Pick Six Pick Six!”
9.) You get an A+ on a paper and promptly attempt to Lambeau Leap into the front row of your Accounting Class.
8.) You accidentally bump into someone walking to work and knock them down. You then procede to stand over them and pound your chest.
7.) You see someone cheating on a test so you throw a yellow flag at them.
6.) You actually watch an old football game on EPSN Classic.
5.) When people mess up at work, you boo them. “YOURE A BUM WAZOWSKI. YOU CAN’T EVEN FORMAT AN EXCEL BUDGET.”
4.) The word Manning slips into conversation without you noticing. “Guys, work sucked today, the boss had us manning the forklifts all day long.” “Johnson what the heck are you doing? Whose manning the store post while your on break?
3.) You wake up snuggling with a football like a teddy bear.
2.) When you are late for class, instead of running there, you take the hand off and sprint, dodging would be tacklers then you high step into the class room.
1.) At work, instead of turning that expense report in on your bosses desk, you crumple it into a ball, take the snap, drop into the pocket and throw a precision back shoulder pass.