Oct 25, 2014; Knoxville, TN, USA; Alabama Crimson Tide offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin during the second half against the Tennessee Volunteers at Neyland Stadium. Alabama won 34 to 20. Mandatory Credit: Randy Sartin-USA TODAY Sports
6. Any Reference to Alabama Offensive Coordinator Lane Kiffin
This is how we can get all Vols fans wasted. Given his history with Tennessee, any time this guy is mentioned is worthy of a drinking game. Heck, people in Knoxville may already have to drink just to look at him.
We’ve put together a long playbook for Kiffin.
- 4 Drinks every time his connection to Tennessee is brought up
- 3 Drinks every time his career as a head coach anywhere away from Tennessee is brought up
- 2 Drinks for his coaching background, including his father, his career under Pete Carroll, or even his playing days
- 1 Drink for every time CBS brings up Alabama’s offensive stats under him
- 1 Drink every time his face is shown on the sidelines
- 1 Drink every time there is any analysis of a play he has called in the game
- 1 Drink for every time there is any analysis of the specific job he has done this year
- 1 Drink every time his name is said
Yes, pretty much just do a waterfall for any mention of Lane Kiffin.
Obviously, Kiffin bolting Tennessee leaves a bad taste in everybody’s mouth. But what’s funny is nobody will mention the hypocrisy of Alabama fans, who hated him in Knoxville and now love him.
Oh well. That’s SEC football.
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