Tennessee football: Ranking SEC coaches at SEC Media Days

Everyone wants to put out rankings this time of year. So, it only makes sense we do too. Here is our ranking of SEC coaches at SEC Media Days.

SEC Media Days are upon us and day one is in the books. Gah, we already miss hearing Ed Orgeron’s own language. Play along in this first paragraph and read using his voice. Please don’t read it out loud, that would be really annoying to the guy next to you trying to waste time on the can.

Okay, now read this paragraph saying “aight” after every third word, aight? It might be impossible to do but try. SEC Media Days aren’t anything special (aight). Today Jimbo Fisher let the nation know the SEC Conference was the best in the country. After last year, telling everyone, the ACC was the best.

For this final paragraph, get a deep scratchy voice like Kirby Smart. In this post, we are going to rank the SEC coaches. The ranking system will be built on a scale of A through D just like in school.

We would use “F” as a grade but the only coach that deserve that is John Calipari, and he is a basketball coach. Oh yeah, I guess Butch Jones and Derek Dooley would fall in that category as well.

If you’re still reading this out loud hats off to you but the guy beside you definitely thinks you have problems. Now, look at him and say Roll Tide. You’ll get a pass.